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I recently went on a three day business meeting where upper management decided to implement a new and more relaxed dress code which was business casual. (goodie, I get to go shopping!) I've never seen business casual interpreted in so many ways. (Emily Post would have flipped out!)  Needless to say the dress code for the next meeting was business dress with a four page memo outlining specifically what was acceptable. (maybe next time boys you'll re-think the Crocs, Zubaz and RUSH t-shirts, I'm just sayin') I'm the first to admit, I don't always know what to wear when I receive an invitation for a party, for example:

Like most human beings, I require a minimum of six hours a night of solid, uninterrupted sleep in order to function as a quasi decent girl on the go. (IV caffeine required)  So, Tuesday night I crawled into bed absolutely exhausted in hopes of seven hours of blissful sleep. (is it Friday yet?) I fell into my deep slumber with a couple major body twitches(those freak me out) and I was abruptly ripped from my REM state by machine gun fire. (wtf!!)

I will take summer heat over a sub-zero day anytime but this is getting ridiculous!  I'm in a constant state of perspiration and dehydration (could have something to do with my coffee and alcohol intake but that's besides the point!) I've been a hot mess for all of  August. (who knew thighs could sweat so much, wtf?!)

I've recently been a victim of tagged photos on Facebook. (I have the same yearbook and paybacks are a bitch, I'm just sayin'). Anyhoo, I found out at an early age that the camera adds ten pounds. (fantastic! I was just thinking my thighs we're looking a little too skinny)  So, I've learned a few tips over the years to avoid some of the following missteps in photos. (thank you Top Model).