Boys, boys, boys

I was weaning out my closet (ok, making more room for an upcoming shopping trip) the other day when I came across an old wallet from years gone by.  I opened it up, found five bucks (bonus!) and "the list."  My "list" of what I want in a man, I read my crumpled up, martini soaked cocktail napkin and was giggling uncontrollably on the floor.  My man came upstairs to see if I was okay. "Have you lost it, finally?"  "no, (you're not that lucky)   I found "my list" of what I want in a man."  "Let me see it"  (now he cares)  "No, it's private" (not really) "Does it describe me?"  "Yes, you're everything I've ever wanted and more" (dripping sarcasm)

"My list" went as follows:
1) Tall- I wanted to feel small next to my man (5'9" with heels is not petite) now, I just want a man to have a larger ass than mine.  
2) Dark- I've always been attracted to a dark haired man.  Now, I just want my man to have more hair up top than all over his body.  (no man sweaters, please)
3) Handsome- Who doesn't want a hot guy on their arm, now I'd rather have some one who isn't prettier than me, I don't need to compete with my man for attention.  
4) Great sense of humor- I loved the witty banter which would result in guttural laughter, now I find I'm the butt of most jokes.  (totally backfired, real f'n funny!)  
5) Smarter than me - I wanted to have intellectual discussions on topics from bipartisan politics to normative economics.  (Seriously, who has time chat all day?)  Now, I just want a man who is smart enough to follow directions. (yes, the garbage needs to go out for the one hundredth time)  Got a guy who made your list?  Get him signed up for One Man Minneapolis. 

Do you know a guy aged 24-44 who represents the best of the Twin Cities from the perspectives of community involvement, personality, intelligence and fitness?  If so, go to www.OneManMinneapolis.com and nominate him to be One Man Minneapolis! 
On Saturday, May 22, one guy and the community organization of his choice will split $6,000 at an event at the Pantages Theatre.  But before that, 20 finalists will be chosen and you'll have the chance to meet them online and at four free happy hour events. More to come on the happy hours.